I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great
Just another Brooklyn boy, dealt with some cards he never expected he’d get.
when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell
i’m just a kid from brooklyn
sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior
"poc or queer characters are not important for the storyline"
#steve rogers: 99% snark 1% freedom
come on baby, don’t fear the reaper.
↳Round 1, group 5: saving-things-hunting-people
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
I’ll be by your side wherever you fall
take all the courage you have left and waste it on fixing all the problems that you made in your own head.